The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Mar 25, 2003

1h 30m

★ 4.8

Overview

In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

Genres

Action

Adventure

Fantasy

Production Companies

E.I. Independent Cinema

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Cast

Dildo Saggins

Erin Brown

Horny

Darian Caine

Spam

A.J. Khan

Araporn

Barbara Joyce

Smirnof the Wizard

Michael R. Thomas

Ballem

John Link

Benadryl

Anushka Garin

Hymen Torn

Allanah Rhodes

Drusilla

Suzi Lorraine

Whorespank

Paige Richards

Bar Keep

Chelsea Mundae

Bar Maid

Ruby LaRocca

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