The Slammin' Salmon

Dec 11, 2009

1h 30m

★ 5.8

Bring a bib, it's gonna get messy.

Overview

The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Broken Lizard Industries

The Slammin' Salmon Trailers

Cast

Cleon Salmon

Michael Clarke Duncan

Nuts

Jay Chandrasekhar

Rich Parente

Kevin Heffernan

Connor

Steve Lemme

Guy

Erik Stolhanske

Dave / Donnie

Paul Soter

Tara

Cobie Smulders

Horace the Lone Diner

Will Forte

Stacy

Carla Gallo

Mia

April Bowlby

Anthony

Jeff Chase

Jamie the Line Chef

Michael Yurchak

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