Bloodsucka Jones

Sep 7, 2014

1h 43m

★ 5.8

Overview

Bloodsucka Jones rises from the pages of legend to help a chronically confused David and would-be vampire hunter Tony, save David from his vampire girlfriend's brother and his pop-collared cronies.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

The Nitwit Consortium

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Cast

Bloodsucka Jones

Preston Gant

Stewart

Matt Kelly

Heather

Erin Holt

David

Justin Armao

Violet

Chelsea Cook

Phoebe Judge

Evelyn Danford

Vega

Mindy Robinson

Dawn

Tawny Amber Young

Tina

Chelsea Edmundson

Helena

Rosanna Pansino

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