Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

Apr 6, 1953

1h 17m

★ 5.4

They're too wild for one world!

Overview

Lester and Orville accidentally launch a rocket which is supposed to fly to Mars. Instead it goes to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. They are then forced by bank robber Mugsy and his pal Harry to fly to Venus where they find a civilization made up entirely of women, men having been banished.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Universal International Pictures

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars Trailers

Cast

Lester

Bud Abbott

Orville

Lou Costello

Allura

Mari Blanchard

Dr. Wilson

Robert Paige

Mugsy

Horace McMahon

Janie Howe

Martha Hyer

Harry

Jack Kruschen

Dr. Orvilla

Joe Kirk

Capt. Olivia

Jean Willes

Venusian Guard

Anita Ekberg

First Policeman in Bank

James Flavin

Venusian Guard

Jackie Loughery

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