Kiss Me, Guido

Jul 18, 1997

1h 26m

★ 4.8

Overview

When he discovers his girlfriend having sex with his brother, Frankie decides to head to Manhattan, leaving his Bronx pizza shop forever for the fame and fortune of show business. But before stardom, he needs a place to stay. Looking in the personals, he notices GWM. And thinking it "Guy with Money," he heads to the Village and the apartment of gay actor Warren, who's in desperate need of this month's rent.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Redeemable Features

Capitol Films

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Cast

Frankie

Nick Scotti

Warren

Anthony Barrile

Pino

Anthony DeSando

Terry

Craig Chester

Joey Chips

Domenick Lombardozzi

Meryl

Molly Price

Dakota

Christopher Lawford

David Deblinger

Patsy Zito

John Tormey

Josephina Zito

Antonia Rey

Debbie

Jennifer Esposito

Pizza Guy #1

Anthony Vitale

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