I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With

Apr 28, 2006

1h 20m

★ 5.5

Sometimes love is just a big bowl of wrong.

Overview

Life has its downs for James, living with his mom in Chicago at 39, an aging performer at Second City, eating and weighing too much. A woman he's been dating drops him, as does his agent, her brother. James turns down roles in local TV, roles that make him sad. Someone's remaking his favorite movie, "Marty," a role he'd love, but he doesn't even get an audition.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

MMMPuddin'

Sawin' & Puddin' Productions

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With Trailers

Cast

James Aaron

Jeff Garlin

Beth

Sarah Silverman

Stella Lewis

Bonnie Hunt

Dick

Dan Castellaneta

Luca Giancarlo

David Pasquesi

School Therapist - Ms. Clark

Amy Sedaris

Charlie Perlman

Paul Mazursky

Herb Hope

Richard Kind

Larry

Joey Slotnick

Penelope

Elle Fanning

Marty

Aaron Carter

Self as Marty's Mother

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