The Calcium Kid

Apr 30, 2004

1h 29m

★ 5.5

It takes a lotta bottle to be the champ

Overview

When milkman Jimmy Connelly accidentally puts Britain's contender for the World title out of action, he is propelled from amateur boxer to the world stage and announced as the replacement contender for the championship fight.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Working Title Films

Universal Pictures

StudioCanal

WT² Productions

The Calcium Kid Trailers

Cast

Jimmy Connelly

Orlando Bloom

Herbie Bush

Omid Djalili

Artie Cohen

Michael Lerner

Jose Mendez

Michael Peña

Pete Wright

Tamer Hassan

Stan Parlour

Rafe Spall

Sebastian Gore-Brown

Mark Heap

Clive Connelly

Frank Harper

Angel

Billie Piper

Pat Connelly

Ronni Ancona

Mags Livingston

Lyndsey Marshal

Paddy O'Flannagan

David Kelly

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