Dinosaur Valley Girls

Jan 1, 1995

1h 34m

★ 4.5

A Land Where Time Stands Still and the Exotic Action Never Stops...

Overview

Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor, a gorgeous cavegirl,and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham soon finds himself transported, by means of a magic Icon, back through time to Dinosaur Valley. Now trapped in world of dangerous dinosaurs, grunting cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls, Tony must put his modern-days skills to extreme tests in order to survive prehistoric perils, win the cavegirl of his dreams and (maybe) return to his own time?

Genres

Adventure

Comedy

Production Companies

Frontline Entertainment Group

Dinosaur Valley Girls Trailers

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Cast

Tony Markham

Jeff Rector

Dr. Benjamin Michaels

William Marshall

Daphne Adrian

Griffin Drew

Ro-Kell

Karen Black

Sensei / Beeg-Mak

Harrison Ray

Audrey Benedict

Beth Landau

Karen Forster

Carrie Vanston

Hea-Thor

Denise Ames

Acker-Man

Forrest J. Ackerman

Ur-So

Ed Fury

Mee-Shell

Donna Spangler

Tam-Mee

Tammy Lee Jackson

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