Kebab & Horoscope

Nov 6, 2014

1h 15m

★ 6.0

Overview

A group of misfits from a carpet shop have a chance to change their lives with the help of two marketing experts - an ex-kebab shop worker and an ex-fortune teller from a wildlife magazine.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Warszawa Powiśle część Grupy Warszawa

Fixafilm

Koi Studio

Luks Film

Projektor - Spoty Medialne

Zentropa International Poland

Dreamsound

Mental Disorder 4

Kebab & Horoscope Trailers

Cast

'Kebab'

Bartłomiej Topa

'Horoskop'

Piotr Żurawski

Cashier

Barbara Jonak

Ex Fan

Tomasz Schuchardt

Intern

Justyna Wasilewska

Miłość matki stażystki

Marek Kalita

Intern's Mother

Dorota Kolak

'Kortazar'

Janusz Michałowski

Boss

Andrzej Zieliński

Facet z brzuchem

Matej Bobrik

Young Woman's Father

Ryszard Filipczak

Małgorzata Grymuła

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