The Love Guru

Jun 20, 2008

1h 27m

★ 4.1

His Karma is Huge

Overview

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Paramount Pictures

Internationale Filmproduktion Poseidon

LSG Productions

Love Guru Productions

Michael De Luca Productions

Nomoneyfun Films

Spyglass Entertainment

The Love Guru Trailers

Cast

Guru Pitka

Mike Myers

Jane Bullard

Jessica Alba

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Justin Timberlake

Darren Roanoke

Romany Malco

Prudence

Meagan Good

Dick Pants

John Oliver

Coach Punch Cherkov

Verne Troyer

Rajneesh

Manu Narayan

Jay Kell

Stephen Colbert

Trent Lueders

Jim Gaffigan

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Ben Kingsley

Guru Satchabigknoba

Omid Djalili

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7.7

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7.7

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7.0

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6.3

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6.8

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6.7

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7.7

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5.2

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7.2

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6.7

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6.4

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6.5

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7.0

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6.3

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