The Mighty Anselmo and His Squire

Dec 30, 1972

★ 5.2

Overview

After having challenged the German Ottone to single combat for the hand of Leonza, the bishop's niece, the valiant knight Anselmo da Montebello, leaves for Rome where he must deliver a precious relic to the Pope and obtain a sum of twenty-thousand crowns in order to participate in the third crusade in the Holy Land. He is accompanied by Gian Puccio, his sluggish squire, drawn by the money and by the charm of ... Leonzia.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

DDL Cinematografica

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Cast

Gianpuccio Senzaterra

Enrico Montesano

Il castrato effeminato

Lino Banfi

Il Vescovo padre di Leonzia

Mario Carotenuto

Frà Prosdocimo Zatterin da' San Donà di Piave

Erminio Macario

Ottone

Renzo Montagnani

Laura

Femi Benussi

Il fantasma

Tamara Baroni

Fiammetta

María Baxa

La sorella di Laura

Rosalba Neri

Bruno Boschetti

Un villico

Sandro Dori

Il prete all'esecuzione

Ignazio Leone

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