The High Crusade

Jun 2, 1994

1h 40m

★ 4.9

...because a heathen is a heathen.

Overview

A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.

Genres

Adventure

Fantasy

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Centropolis Film Productions

Claussen+Wöbke Filmproduktion

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Cast

Bruder Parvus

John Rhys-Davies

Sir Roger

Rick Overton

Monsieur du Lac

Michael Des Barres

Lady Catherine

Catherine Punch

Red John

Patrick Brymer

Branithar

Debbie Lee Carrington

Alien Chief

Rinaldo Talamonti

Alien Assistant

Frank Kanakusen

Alien Assistant

Tahareh Becker

Messenger

Ray Cokes

Hubert

Holger Neuhäuser

Lars

Werner Baum

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