Number Please? The Movie

Nov 27, 1981

1h 28m

★ 0.0

Excuse me! (Hoesê!)

Overview

"Hoesê!" This is a film based on the South African sitcom by the same name; such name referring to the manual telephone system operated by one of the cast. In addition to the usual (mostly mature) cast, pretty girl Zoli Marki muddles things up. Add to this a mix-up with a heyday homelands casino for further comedy and confusion.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Brigadiers Films

Number Please? The Movie Trailers

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Cast

Fasie de Waal

Alex Heyns

Kriekie de Waal

Miems de Bruyn

Jan de Waal

Johan van der Merwe

Grieta

Woutrine Theron

Oom Thysie

Benn Potgieter

Tant Annie

Francis Coertze

Lissie Rademeyer

Hannah Botha

Dr. Hans

Klaas de Boer

Tant Betta

Sann de Lange

Belinda

Kristie Herbst

Freddie

Solly Oosthuizen

Dawie

Hennie Smit

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