Jersey Shore Massacre

Aug 22, 2014

1h 28m

★ 4.5

You're not the only one who wants them dead.

Overview

A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Spy Global Media

JSM productions1

Jersey Shore Massacre Trailers

Cast

Teresa

Danielle Dallacco

Dina

Angelica Boccella

Tony

Giovanni Roselli

Freddy

Chris Lazzaro

Joanne

Nicole Rutigliano

Gigi

Christina Scaglione

Vinnie

Brenton Duplessie

Gino

Brett Azar

Joey

John Michael Hastie

Rosemarie

Leonarda Bosch

Keith

Shawn C. Phillips

Junior

Richard Christy

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