Call Girl of Cthulhu

May 8, 2014

1h 32m

★ 5.1

She's turning wet dreams... into NIGHTMARES.

Overview

When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Midnight Crew Studios

Call Girl of Cthulhu Trailers

Cast

Riley Whatley

Melissa LaMartina

Carter Wilcox

David Phillip Carollo

Erica Zann

Nicolette le Faye

Sebastian Suydum

Dave Gamble

Professor Edna Curwen

Helenmary Ball

Squid

Sabrina Taylor-Smith

Rick 'The Dick' Pickman

Alex Mendez

Wilbur

Craig Peter Coletta

Whitney

Elena Rose

Walter Delapore

George Stover

Detective Rita LaGrassi

Leanna Chamish

Ashton Eibon

Troy Jennings

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