Bag Boy Lover Boy

Jul 23, 2014

1h 17m

★ 3.2

Meet Albert. He really wants to make art.

Overview

Oddball hot dog vendor Albert is shocked to find himself becoming the bizarre muse of enigmatic NYC photographer Ivan Worthington. But shocks come his way even more so when he finds out how difficult is is to succeed in the art world, leading him to take his own photographs that suit his very unique - and very limited - skill set.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

EXU Media

Bag Boy Lover Boy Trailers

Cast

Albert

Jon Wachter

Jackie

Kathy Biehl

Lexy

Adrienne Gori

Nancy

Karah Serine

Sarah

Tina Tanzer

Ivan Worthington

Theodore Bouloukos

Pig Model

Marseille Morillo

Drunk Girl

Sarah O'Sullivan

Prostitute

Teena Byrd

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