You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Jun 5, 2008

1h 53m

★ 5.7

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

Overview

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Relativity Media

Happy Madison Productions

Columbia Pictures

You Don't Mess with the Zohan Trailers

Cast

Zohan Dvir

Adam Sandler

Dalia Hakbarah

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

John Turturro

Michael Klayman

Nick Swardson

Gail Klayman

Lainie Kazan

Salim Yousfobdal

Rob Schneider

Kevin

Kevin Nealon

Mariah Carey

Dorit

Yamit Sol

Kids' Salon Owner

Adria Tennor

Nasi

Daoud Heidami

James T. O'Skanlon

Dave Matthews

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