Tabloid!

Sep 1, 1989

1h 28m

★ 5.0

T-T-T-TABLOIDS!

Overview

Aliens invade an aerobics class before the credits roll in this horror anthology spoof illustrating outrageous stories that could easily be found in a tabloid newspaper at your local grocery store checkout! The stories are: Baby Born With Full Beard, BBQ Of The Dead, and Killer Vacuum Destroys Town

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Tabloid! Trailers

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Cast

Margaret Murdock (segment Wraparound)

Stella Mann

Anita Billings (segment Wraparound)

Cheryl Boquet

Rick Crukshank (segment Wraparound)

Scott Davis

A.C. Clark (segment BBQ of the Dead)

Norman Muellen

Mary Ida (segment BBQ of the Dead)

Jude Johnson

Harry (segment BBQ of the Dead)

Dennis Letts

Walter Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)

Rod Blaydes

Freda Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)

Debra Dragich

Rose Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)

Lisa Loeb

Dub Jones (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)

Glen Coburn

Debbie Jones (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)

Kay Bay

Edith (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)

Janice Williams

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