Pucker Up and Bark Like a Dog

Dec 29, 1989

1h 34m

★ 4.3

Some people won't take no for an answer

Overview

A socially isolated and extremely shy Los Angeles painter finds his dream girl in the form of a struggling actress and finds himself at last finding the confidence to exhibit his work in this off-beat romantic comedy.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Blue Rider Pictures

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Cast

Max (as Jonathan Gries)

Jon Gries

Taylor

Lisa Zane

Emile

Christopher Maher

Carlos

Sal Lopez

The Art Star

Bradford Bancroft

Mrs. Frasco

Phyllis Diller

Joanna

Isabel Sanford

The Director

Paul Bartel

Butch

Wendy O. Williams

Gregor

Robert Culp

Rudy Phillips

Barney Martin

The Head Chef

Nicholas Worth

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