My Vampire Lover

Jun 25, 2002

1h 40m

★ 5.1

Overview

When drop-dead gorgeous lesbian vampire Monique moves into the neighborhood and starts seducing every female she sees it is up to Chip the cable guy and two detectives to stop the fanged femme-fatale.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Seduction Cinema

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Cast

Monique

Paige Richards

The Neighbor

Syn DeVil

School Girl

Erin Brown

First Love Victim

Ruby LaRocca

Megan Ryan - Politician (as Katie Jordon)

Jillian Ann Durgin

Plumber

Darian Caine

Stripper

Allanah Rhodes

Detective Bob

George Freeway

Brock Chopoli

Charles Tioga

Ann Broadway

Stu Steckler

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