Horst Schlämmer - Isch kandidiere!

Aug 20, 2009

1h 36m

★ 4.8

Overview

So far he has earned his living as deputy editor-in-chief at the Grevenbroicher Tagblatt, but actually Horst Schlämmer had always guessed: he was destined for something bigger - too much bigger. Without further ado, he therefore quits his old job, founds his very own party and thus starts his rush to the chancellor's office. While the election machinery is quickly started and soon picks up speed, only two questions remain unanswered: Is Horst Schlämmer ready for Germany? And is Germany ready for him?

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Telemaz

Bluverde F.V.T.

ZDF

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Cast

Horst Schlämmer / Uschi Blum / Gisela / Angela Merkel / Ronald Profalla / Ulla Schmidt

Hape Kerkeling

Alexandra Kamp

Ulf 'Ulle' Polle

Simon Gosejohann

Renate Hammelböck

Maren Kroymann

Günni

Norbert Heisterkamp

Griebe

Thomas Loibl

Mother

Soogi Kang

Schlämmer's Son

Tung Mingh Nguyen

Actor On Filmset

Guido Broscheit

Doctor

Max Urlacher

Editor-in-Chief

Stefan Nagel

Car Salesman

Jacek Klimontko

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