Nobody Wants Your Film

May 6, 2005

1h 33m

★ 1.5

Overview

Director Peter Judson's semifictitious tale opens a revealing window into the indie filmmaking process, capturing the trivialities, aggravations and enthusiasm that go into completing a picture. Using footage from an indie movie set, e-mails constructing a plotline about distributor difficulties and interviews with indie mainstays such as Steve Buscemi and Sam Rockwell, the film provides a riveting look at one producer's rejections and rewards.

Genres

Documentary

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Cast

Self

Alexandre Rockwell

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David Proval

Self

Brandon Cole

Self

Jeff Levine

Self

Peter Dinklage

Self

Steve Buscemi

Self

Peter Stormare

Self

Daryl Mitchell

Self

Sam Rockwell

Self

Phil Parmet

Self

Karyn Parsons

Self

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