This Won't Hurt a Bit

Nov 12, 1993

1h 25m

★ 0.0

Overview

An incompetent rogue dentist travels from Australia to the UK, where he wreaks havoc on English teeth until the law catches up with him.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Oilrag Productions

Australian Film Finance Corporation

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Cast

Gordon Fairweather

Greig Pickhaver

Vanessa Prescott

Jacqueline McKenzie

Mrs. Prescott

Maggie King

Mr. Prescott

Patrick Blackwell

Riley

Dennis Miller

Farrow

Adam Stone

Dental Professor

Gordon Chater

Psychiatrist

Alwyn Kurts

Lady Smith

Colleen Clifford

Railway Friend

Peter Browne

University Friend

Lisa Peers

Dental Investigator

Kate Smith

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