Has Anybody Seen My Pants?

May 30, 1975

1h 16m

★ 1.0

Overview

Mr. Schmidinger, a Bavarian from Texas, inherits a hotel from his stepbrother in Heidelberg. He flies to Germany, where his luggage and savings are stolen, and finally ends up in his hotel after an adventurous hunt for the suitcase. He checks in incognito and soon realizes that he is in a brothel. The American, horrified and utterly shocked, dismisses the staff and girls in order to turn the dirty inheritance into a clean hotel, but then the protectors spring into action.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Alois Brummer Filmproduktion

Has Anybody Seen My Pants? Trailers

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Cast

Schmidinger

Josef Moosholzer

Karli

Franz Muxeneder

Hilde vom Summerhof

Elfie Zacharias

Lisa

Rosl Mayr

Molly

Alexandra Bogojevic

Dieter

Alexander Miller

Second hooker

Judith Fritsch

Puff whore

Monika Rohde

Porter

Johannes Buzalski

Farmer

Elke Deuringer

Gangster

Gustav Schneller

Tom

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