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Help! Help! Hydrophobia!

Jun 5, 1913

0h 5m

★ 8.0

Overview

The professor does not approve of his daughter's suitor. His disapproval is so marked that it is finally noticed by said swain, Tim Brown, when he is kicked out of the house by the father of his lady love, and he resolves to be careful in the future and not be subjected to further indignities.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Keystone Film Company

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Cast

Jim Brown

Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle

The Professor's Daughter

Beatrice Van

The Professor

Nick Cogley

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Help! Help! Hydrophobia!

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