Fatal Instinct

Oct 29, 1993

1h 31m

★ 5.4

Sex, murder and revenge were never this funny.

Overview

Ned Ravine is a police officer and lawyer who occasionally defends the delinquents he arrests. He crosses paths with seductive Lola Cain during an assignment and promptly begins an affair with her. Meanwhile, Ned's wife, Lana, is deep in an affair of her own. Lana and her lover are planning to murder Ned in an elaborate fashion so they can collect on his triple indemnity life insurance policy.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Cast

Ned Ravine

Armand Assante

Laura Lincolnberry

Sherilyn Fenn

Lana Ravine

Kate Nelligan

Lola Cain

Sean Young

Frank Kelbo

Christopher McDonald

Max Shady

James Remar

Judge Skanky

Tony Randall

Clarence

Clarence Clemons

Murder Investigator

Keith Campbell

Laura's Husband

Michael Cumpsty

Himself

Bob Uecker

Trial Judge

Eartha Kitt

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