Screwballs

Apr 1, 1983

1h 20m

★ 5.1

The comedy that goes all the way!

Overview

Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Millenium

Canadian Film Development Corporation

Famous Players

Screwballs Trailers

Cast

Rick McKay

Peter Keleghan

Brent Van Dusen III

Kent Deuters

Purity Busch

Linda Speciale

Howie Bates

Alan Deveau

Bootsie Goodhead

Linda Shayne

Melvin Jerkovski

Jason Warren

Tim Stevenson

James Coburn

Rhonda Rockett

Terrea Smith

Principal Stuckoff

Donnie Bowes

Miss Boudoir

Kimberly Brooks

Vince the Prince

Nicky Fylan

Miss Shivers

Paula Farmer

To get a job and marry the nice Yvette, a quilt teacher, Julien goes to Paris. On the station platform, he swears loyalty to her, but as soon as he arrives in the capital, the seductive provincial wreaks havoc. His insatiable landlady, all the saleswomen of the shop where he is hired as an accountant, at the slightest pretext, solicit him, undress and abuse him. Finally arrives the boss, Joëlle... who is the exact double of Yvette, without her pigtails! Julien then loses his head and falls in love with the double.

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5.7

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8.0

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7.0

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6.6

Totally F***ed Up

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Gay, alienated Los Angeles teens have a hard time as their parents kick them out of their homes, they don’t have money, their lovers cheat, and they are harassed by gay-bashers.

5.5

Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas

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When his journal of bright ideas is stolen, college freshman Bickford Schmeckler has to blanket the campus in order to locate it.

6.9

The Decameron

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A young Sicilian is swindled twice, but ends up rich; a man poses as a deaf-mute in a convent of curious nuns; a woman must hide her lover when her husband comes home early; a scoundrel fools a priest on his deathbed; three brothers take revenge on their sister's lover; a young girl sleeps on the roof to meet her boyfriend at night; a group of painters wait for inspiration; a crafty priest attempts to seduce his friend's wife; and two friends make a pact to find out what happens after death.

5.0

Losin' It

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In 1965, four Los Angeles school friends -- Woody, Dave, Spider and Wendell -- go on a series of misadventures when they head to Tijuana, Mexico, for a night of cruisin', causing trouble, and to lose their virginity.

4.1

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After inheriting a failing bikini shop, two recent grads decide to make a go of it. One, in the hopes of building it into a successful business, the other, in the hopes of getting to look at lots of women in (and out) of swimsuits. As they try more and more outrageous ways of drumming up business, their antics begin attracting some unwanted attention.

1.0

Swept Away by Family Affection

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This is an Italian sex comedy that, like the earlier sex comedy "Il Gatto Mammone", combines the comic stylings of Lando Buzzanca ("The Eroticist", "Il Domestico") with gorgeous, oft-nude body of Gloria Guida (Miss Teen Italy of 1974). Actually, Guida gets to demonstrate a few comic styling of her own as a bohemian theater "actress" who lives in cramped apartment with a whole bunch of other clothing-averse bohemian types. She is very devoted to her older beau Buzzanca, but his life is very complicated due to his own devotion to his very big and very old dog, the ironically named "Piccolo" (basically "Tiny"), and his even older grandmother. In order to take care of these two dependents, he forsakes his loyal girlfriend for a rich female pharmacist (Andrea Ferriola) and moves in with her and her haughty bourgeois mother and aunts--with disastrous results for all involved.

5.4

The Landlord

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3.8

Hot Spirits

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4.8

Die goldene Banane von Bad Porno

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A producer of erotic / pornographic pictures would like very much to win the Golden Banana at the 13th Danish Festival of Pornographic Pictures. He tries to spy what the other studios are filming...

3.3

Inn of 1000 Sins

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3.6

Laß jucken Kumpel 2 - Das Bullenkloster

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3.8

Laß jucken, Kumpel III. Teil - Maloche, Bier + Bett

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The trusted guys Jupp and Erwin once again turn the coal pot upside down. When they share their war experiences at a pub evening, the whole thing ends in a wild brawl. To Erwin's chagrin, Lucky's Italian relatives show up, who want to marry the canteen owner's daughter. The wedding celebrations turn out quite differently than planned.

2.9

The Minor's Wife ... Takes Her Pick

Jul 28, 1972

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2.8

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A fifth part of the series of erotic comedies based on the novels by Hans Henning Claer.