Stan Helsing

Oct 23, 2009

1h 30m

★ 4.2

The most feared monsters in cinematic history have met their match...

Overview

A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Insight Film Studios

Stan Helsing Trailers

Cast

Stan Helsing

Steve Howey

Nadine

Diora Baird

Teddy

Kenan Thompson

Mia

Desi Lydic

Kay

Leslie Nielsen

Hitcher

Travis MacDonald

Crazy

Darren Moore

Altar Boy

Jeremy Crittenden

Fweddy

Ben Cotton

Pleatherface

Twan Holliday

Needlehead

Charles Zuckermann

Michael Criers

Lee Tichon

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