La calandria

Dec 21, 1972

1h 35m

★ 2.9

Overview

The luxurious Livio bets with the lord of the city to seduce a young bride in a month, at the cost of his genitals.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Filmes Cinematografica

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Cast

Lidio

Lando Buzzanca

Lucrezia

Barbara Bouchet

Calandro

Salvo Randone

Fulvia

Agostina Belli

Ruffo

Mario Scaccia

madre di Calandro

Giusi Raspani Dandolo

Ferruccio Consagra

Cesare Gelli

Clizia, la cameriera

Maria Grazia Spina

Tessenio

Roberto Antonelli

il bargello

Franco Fantasia

Toni Ucci

Giuliana Calandra

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