The Adventures of Gerard

Jul 3, 1970

1h 32m

★ 5.6

Overview

Based on satirical short stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle about a vain, egotistical Etienne Gerard, a French brigadier serving during the Napoleonic Wars. He thinks he's the best soldier and lover that ever lived and intends to prove it.

Genres

Adventure

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

United Artists

Sir Nigel Films

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Cast

Col. Etienne Gerard (Hussars of Conflans)

Peter McEnery

Teresa, Countess of Morales

Claudia Cardinale

Napoleon Bonaparte

Eli Wallach

Marshal Millefleurs (Renegade English Officer)

Jack Hawkins

Col. Russell (Coldstream Guards)

Mark Burns

Sgt. Papilette (Hussars of Conflans)

Norman Rossington

Duke of Wellington

John Neville

Santarem, Count of Morales

Paolo Stoppa

Gen. Lassalle

Ivan Desny

Marshal Henri Massena

Leopoldo Trieste

Madeleine

Aude Loring

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