Carry On Cruising

Mar 12, 1962

1h 29m

★ 6.1

Overview

Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Peter Rogers Productions

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Cast

Captain Wellington Crowther

Sidney James

First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks

Kenneth Williams

Dr. Arthur Binn

Kenneth Connor

Glad Trimble

Liz Fraser

Flo Castle

Dilys Laye

Bridget Madderley

Esma Cannon

Wilfred Haines

Lance Percival

Sam Turner

Jimmy Thompson

Drunk Passenger

Ronnie Stevens

Jenkins

Vincent Ball

Tom Tree

Cyril Chamberlain

Large Man

Willoughby Goddard

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