Killing Zelda Sparks

Jan 1, 2007

1h 35m

★ 3.7

Burn in hell, bitch!

Overview

When Zelda Sparks comes back to the small town of New Essex, two old high school buddies Craig Blackshear and Terry Seville decide to pull a vicious prank on Craig's meddling former girlfriend Zelda -- but Terry is appalled to learn that the prank may have taken a deadly turn...

Genres

Thriller

Comedy

Production Companies

Sudden Storm Productions

Killing Zelda Sparks Trailers

Cast

Craig Blackshear

Vincent Kartheiser

Zelda Sparks

Sarah Carter

Terry Seville

Geoffrey Arend

Dr. Theodore Lenningrad

Colm Feore

Ryan Bladder

Aaron Poole

Jenkins

Bruce McFee

Jane

Robin Brûlé

Ellen

Krystin Pellerin

Bill

Dillon Casey

Elvis

Gerry Quigley

Cliff Sprockter

Alec McClure

Smitty

Gordon Masten

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