Don't Tell Her It's Me

Sep 21, 1990

1h 41m

★ 5.7

A romantic comedy about true love under false pretenses.

Overview

Gus is a fat cartoonist that recently won a battle against cancer, which explains his baldness. But he is also lonely. Therefore, his caring sister tries to set him up with suitable woman. But to do so, she must turn him into an irresistible man. When he falls in love with Emily, Gus takes the identity of a mysterious biker from New Zealand.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Hemdale Film Corporation

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Braunstein and Hamady Productions

Don't Tell Her It's Me Trailers

Cast

Gus Kubicek / Lobo Murunga

Steve Guttenberg

Emily Pear

Jami Gertz

Lizzie Potts

Shelley Long

Trout Potts

Kyle MacLachlan

Mitchell

Kevin Scannell

Mandy

Mädchen Amick

Babette

Beth Grant

Annabelle 'Piglet' Potts

Caroline Lund

Annabelle 'Piglet' Potts

Sally Lund

Bartender

Laura Alcalde

Hairdresser

Perry Anzilotti

Man in Bar

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