Totally Blonde

Jan 1, 2001

1h 34m

★ 3.2

Is it true blondes have more fun? Like totally!

Overview

A romantic dilemma arises for a woman after she jump-starts her love life by changing from brunette to blond.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Meg Peters

Krista Allen

Liv Watson

Maeve Quinlan

Van Martin

Michael Bublé

Brad Wilson

Brody Hutzler

Ramona

Mindy Sterling

Blonde Scool Director

Charlene Tilton

Vic

Michael Cade

Martinette

Erin Carufel

Vulcan / Agent / Comic / Drunk

Colin Mochrie

Alfred / Mountie / Minister

Michael Kagan

French Waiter / Douglas the Hotel Clerk

D. C. Douglas

Martinette

Tanya Garrett

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5.2

The Oh in Ohio

Mar 30, 2006

Frustrated with their relationship, Priscilla and Jack decide to take a break. While Jack moves into a new place of his own and starts dating a student, Priscilla discovers the joys of self-pleasuring and finds an unusual bedmate.

6.2

Stuck

May 21, 2007

A young woman commits a hit-and-run, then finds her fate tied to her victim.

5.6

My Best Friend's Girl

Sep 19, 2008

Lovestruck Dustin is dating Alexis, his ideal girlfriend, but when she dumps him for coming on too strong, Dustin takes drastic measures to win her back. He asks his best friend Tank to take her on the worst rebound date imaginable - his side job - so that she will come running back to him, and Tank reluctantly agrees. However, Alexis is more than a match for Tank's shock tactics and he begins to really fall for her, leaving him torn between loyalty to Dustin and his growing attraction toward Alexis.

4.4

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Aug 16, 2002

The year is 2087, the setting is the moon. Pluto Nash, the high-flying successful owner of the hottest nightclub in the universe, finds himself in trouble when he refuses to sell his club to lunar gangster Mogan, who just happens to be helping the mysterious Rex Crater mastermind a plan to take over the entire moon.

6.2

The Acid House

Dec 31, 1998

A surreal triptych adapted by "Trainspotting" author Irvine Welsh from his acclaimed collection of short stories. Combining a vicious sense of humor with hard-talking drama, the film reaches into the hearts and minds of the chemical generation, casting a dark and unholy light into the hidden corners of the human psyche.

5.4

The Red Cockatoo

Feb 16, 2006

A coming-of-age story set in Germany in the 1960s. Siggi becomes involved in a love triangle when he falls for Luise, but the tightening political climate forces him to make a fateful decision.

5.4

Soul Plane

May 28, 2004

Following a ridiculously awful flight that leads to his pet's death, Nashawn Wade files a lawsuit against the airline, and wins a multimillion-dollar settlement. Determined to create a better flying experience, Nashawn starts his own airline, one that caters to an African-American clientele. Going into business with a tricked-out plane piloted by the smooth Capt. Mack, the airline hits a snag when it has to deal with the family of Elvis Hunkee.

6.4

That Touch of Mink

Jun 14, 1962

Cathy Timberlake is en route to a job interview when a car transporting businessman Philip Shayne covers her in mud. He sends his assistant, Roger, to apologize, but upon meeting Cathy, Roger knows that she would be a suitable match for his boss. Despite their mutual attraction, Cathy and Philip want different things. Philip wants a fling, while Cathy wants a marriage. As they travel to exotic locales, their differing motivations are put to the test.

6.9

Much Ado About Nothing

May 7, 1993

In this Shakespearean farce, Hero and her groom-to-be, Claudio, team up with Claudio's commanding officer, Don Pedro, the week before their wedding to hatch a matchmaking scheme. Their targets are sharp-witted duo Benedick and Beatrice -- a tough task indeed, considering their corresponding distaste for love and each other. Meanwhile, meddling Don John plots to ruin the wedding.

6.1

Stark Raving Mad

May 23, 2002

A crook quietly plots his revenge against the boss who murdered his brother while working for him.

6.8

Human Traffic

Jun 4, 1999

For Jip, Lulu, Koop, Nina and Moff, the dead-end jobs they endure during the week just kill the time until Friday night. That's when they cut very loose and get on the rollercoaster ride that takes them right through to Monday morning.

7.0

Go

Apr 9, 1999

A supermarket clerk decides to step in for an absent drug dealer, setting off an explosive, comedic chain of events.

6.7

The Girl Next Door

Apr 9, 2004

Exceptionally ambitious high schooler Matthew has aspirations for a career in politics when he falls in love with his gorgeous 19-year-old neighbor, Danielle. But Matthew's bright future is jeopardized when he finds Danielle was once a porn star. As Danielle's past catches up with her, Matthew's love for her forces him to re-evaluate his goals.

6.6

The ComDads

Nov 23, 1983

Unable to find her runaway son, a woman deceives two of her ex-lovers from her youth, a mild-mannered teacher and a tough journalist, that each is the real father in order to obtain their help.

4.3

LiebesLuder

Nov 2, 2000

Pretty student Ina arrives in the small town of Meschede. After setting up a date with the bus driver Speedy, she flirts with other locals at the local private airfield. She soon begins affairs with the banker Peter Nase, the sawmill owner Wagner and the married manager of the airfield, Dirk Karuso. Master butcher Wusch, on the other hand, remains faithful to his wife.

6.8

The Taste of Others

Mar 1, 2000

Unpolished and ultra-pragmatic industrialist Jean-Jacques Castella reluctantly attends Racine's tragedy "Berenice" in order to see his niece play a bit part. He is taken with the play's strangely familiar-looking leading lady Clara Devaux. During the course of the show, Castella soon remembers that he once hired and then promptly fired the actress as an English language tutor. He immediately goes out and signs up for language lessons. Thinking that he is nothing but an ill-tempered philistine with bad taste, Clara rejects him until Castella charms her off her feet.