Totally Blonde

Jan 1, 2001

1h 34m

★ 3.6

Overview

Meg Peters just can't seem to find Mr. Right, she bleaches her hair blonde and we answer the age old question "Do blondes really have more fun?"

Genres

Comedy

Totally Blonde Trailers

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Cast

Meg Peters

Krista Allen

Liv Watson

Maeve Quinlan

Van Martin

Michael Bublé

Brad Wilson

Brody Hutzler

Ramona

Mindy Sterling

Blonde Scool Director

Charlene Tilton

Vic

Michael Cade

Martinette

Erin Carufel

Vulcan / Agent / Comic / Drunk

Colin Mochrie

Alfred / Mountie / Minister

Michael Kagan

French Waiter / Douglas the Hotel Clerk

D. C. Douglas

Martinette

Tanya Garrett

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