The Stöned Age

Dec 5, 1994

1h 30m

★ 5.9

Overview

Determined to avoid another night of driving aimlessly around Torrance in the Blue Torpedo, Joe and Hubbs set out on a quest for fine chicks. Their paths soon cross with Tack, from whom they learn about a pair of foreign radical chicks hanging out near the Frankie Avalon place. Over Joe's objections, Hubbs worms Tack out of the deal, and the pair take a slow ride toward their destiny.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Joe

Michael Kopelow

Jill

China Kantner

Lanie

Renee Griffin

Tack

Clifton Collins Jr.

Dad

David Groh

Crump's Brother

Michael Wiseman

Hubbs

Bradford Tatum

Officer Dean

Kevin Kilner

Liquor Store Employee

Taylor Negron

Jimmy Muldoon

Jake Busey

Crump

Daniel Collins

Mike Dick

Art Chudabala

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