Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend

Dec 25, 1991

1h 38m

★ 3.7

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Overview

A lonely Omaha, Nebraska security guard named Marcus dreams of establishing some human connection, when he isn't watching cable porn in his apartment and obsessing over his weight.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Scorched Earth Productions

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Cast

Marcus Templeton

Andren Scott

Sunbather

Karen Zaczkowski

Blind Date

Jean Wolf

Call Girl

Christy Cass

TV Reporter

Sheila Ivy Traister

Violent Call Girl

Sarah Young

Guy in the park

Roland Hartley

Girl in the park

Sherri Burdette

TV Dancer

Karen Burns

TV Dancer

Cindy Radiff

1-Date 'girl friend'

Rebecca Watson

Ex-'girl friend'

Becky Van Lewen

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