Clattering Chastity Belts

Feb 1, 1974

1h 32m

★ 3.3

Overview

Well, who says that they were chaste and modest, the ladies and damsels of yesteryear? And even the knights themselves. They knew exactly why they had the chastity belt fastened to their ladies' pretty bodies when they themselves went on crusade or had other important official business to attend to. Better safe than sorry - that's what the robber baron Archibald meant in our case, or in this cheerful film case, when he was summoned to help by his bosom friend Sigurd and went to war with his proud host.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Transocean International

SND

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Cast

Archibald

Peter Steiner

Bert

Johnny Kraaijkamp Sr.

Sieglinde

Eleonore Leipert

Fernando Giovanni Lorenzo Luigi Francesco Ministrone Aurelio

Rinaldo Talamonti

Pietro Martellanza

Kuni

Walter Kraus

Helga Bender

Hartmut Neugebauer

Fürst Sigurd von Schreckenstein

Jean Droze

Birgit Bergen

Miriam Daniel

Geldstückepisodenopfer

Anne Graf

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