What Do You Say to a Naked Lady

Feb 18, 1970

1h 25m

★ 3.8

What CAN you say?

Overview

Candid Camera's Allen Funt secretely tapes people's reactions to unexpected encounters with nudity in unusual situations, such as when a naked young woman casually exits an elevator in an office building, or when the nude male art model breaks the wall between artist and model and has off-the-cuff conversations with the clothed women artists. Funt also secretly tapes the test audience watching the preview film and their responses to it, from outright indignation to warm hearted-praise.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Allen Funt Productions

United Artists

What Do You Say to a Naked Lady Trailers

Cast

Self - Host

Allen Funt

Nude Girl in Elevator

Joie Addison

Girl on the Ladder

Laura Huston

The Tailor

Martin Meyers

Girl Who Is Not Raped

Karil Daniels

Interracial Couple

Donna Whitfield

Interracial Couple

Richard Roundtree

Nude Girl in the Keyhole

Susanna Clemm

Nude Male Model

Norman Manzon

Nude Lecturer

Joan Bell

Nudist (uncredited)

Harry W. Stinger

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