How to Make a Dirty Movie

Jun 20, 1968

1h 0m

★ 2.5

Overview

Blue Movie Madness is indeed a mad flick featuring lots of skin as a truly loverly blue-movie maiden shows a beginner the ropes. Everything here is geared toward laughs, but the essential purpose of skin flicks is never forgotten and the trade secrets exposed along the way are very revealing: "Don’t stab her in the eye with it!" yells the director, who can’t keep himself out of the action. Yes, "getting the part" takes on a new meaning in this one.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Millie Murphy (uncredited)

Ann Perry

Brad Murphy (uncredited)

Marland Proctor

Jimmy the Director (uncredited)

Ray Sebastian

Marlene (uncredited)

Nancy Ison

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How to Make a Dirty Movie

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