Pocket Ninjas

Mar 25, 1997

1h 20m

★ 2.8

The Fiercest Fighting Force Under Four Feet!

Overview

Somewhere in New Jersey, a group of masked rollerblading children "save the universe" by training to fight the evil Cobra Khan through a series of action-packed montages. Along the way they hypothesize some slapstick hijinks in a balloon factory, and save the day through a hypothetical Sonic Virtual Reality battle. A real treat!

Genres

Action

Family

Comedy

Production Companies

Cine Excel Entertainment

Pocket Ninjas Trailers

Cast

Cobra Khan

Robert Z'Dar

Tanya

Sondi

Steve

Brad Bufanda

Damien

Joseph Valencia

The White Dragon

Gary Daniels

Mr. Kaufman

Mel Novak

Cubby Khan

Rick Rabago

Slag (as Lelagi 'Butch' Togisla)

Lelagi Togisala

Suzanne Simmons

Suzanne Hennigar

Spike

Richard Rabago

Black Knight / Commando Dragon

Ron Hall

Blue Ninja

William Christopher Ford

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