The Villain

Jul 26, 1979

1h 29m

★ 5.7

...the fastest fun in the west!

Overview

Handsome Stranger has agreed to escort Charming Jones to collect her inheritance from her father. But Avery Simpson wants the money and hires notorious outlaw Cactus Jack to ambush Charming. However, Cactus Jack is not very good at robbing people.

Genres

Comedy

Western

Production Companies

Rastar Productions

The Villain Trailers

Cast

Cactus Jack

Kirk Douglas

Charming Jones

Ann-Margret

Handsome Stranger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Nervous Elk

Paul Lynde

Bank Clerk

Foster Brooks

Damsel in Distress

Ruth Buzzi

Avery Simpson

Jack Elam

Parody Jones

Strother Martin

Mashing Finger

Robert Tessier

Telegraph Agent

Mel Tillis

Working Girl

Laura Lizer Sommers

Man

Ray Bickel

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