The Italians Are Coming

Sep 1, 2025

1h 19m

★ 10.0

The Italians will soon arrive. Gabagool?

Overview

Three brothers inherit dad's pizza shop after his murder. Facing bankruptcy, a fateful delivery leads them to a dark, lucrative business of 'assisted dying,' forcing them to confront their morality. Is it mercy or murder?

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Bambino Pictures

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Cast

Danny

Vince Murdocco

Joey (as Steve Mansueto)

Steven Man

Vinnie

Vince Fera

Salvador

Robert Z'Dar

Phil

Doug Abrahams

Moma

Darlene Brooks

Susan

Karina Carreck

The Kid (as Kaj Erik Erikson)

Kaj-Erik Eriksen

Dream Girl

Holly Eglinton

Tub Guy

Don Lehn

Bruno

Vito Bommarito

Old Man

John Harper

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