Meatball Assassino

Aug 17, 2016

0h 8m

★ 0.0

Happiness is a warm meatball...Bang, Bang, Chew, Chew

Overview

Luca, a made man, brings his new girl to his family's dinner. What follows is a standard crime family meal: shouting, guns, and insults.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Redacted Media

Meatball Assassino Trailers

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Cast

Benito aka The Mouth

Ryan Freng

Olivia Castleton

Jessica Swenson

Luca

Johnathan Shoemaker

Vinny aka Bruto

Jeff Bellini

Donnie the Don

Dale Ihde

Rita

Julia Smith

Tony aka The Muscle

Chad Halvorsen

Timmy aka The Tape

Aaron Williams

Mario aka Mr. Punctual

Maximillian Olmsted

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