Football Rules Ok

Feb 10, 2000

1h 32m

★ 5.4

Overview

For Hans Pollack and his friends, soccer is the most wonderful hobby in the world. They all worship the world-class forward Pablo Dios. Their adoration goes so far that it makes them forget the birth of a daughter, gamble away a house, "accidentally" kidnap the rich and arrogant football star, and tear apart the family. However, Pablo and Hans gradually develop an unlikely friendship...

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

H&V Entertainment

Novamedia

Seven Pictures

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Cast

Hans Pollak

Uwe Ochsenknecht

Mike

Ralf Richter

Pablo Antonio Di Ospeo

Oscar Ortega Sánchez

Theo

Walter Gontermann

Bernie

Michael Sideris

Oma Käthe Pollak

Tana Schanzara

Ernst Pollak

Tobias Schenke

Hilde Pollak

Marita Marschall

Jürgen

Horst Scheel

Rüdiger Hillbrecht

Thomas Balou Martin

Rudi

Jochen Kolenda

Ulf

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