Twins Mission

Feb 15, 2007

1h 43m

★ 5.2

Overview

When a precious Tibetan bead is stolen by rogue members of the mysterious Gemini Clan, the protectors of the bead enlist the help of some righteous former Gemini Clan members to retrieve the bead and bring the evil disciples to justice.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

JCE Movies

Emperor Film Production

Beijing Silver Moon Productions

Sundream Motion Pictures

Twins Mission Trailers

Cast

Jade

Charlene Choi Chuek-Yin

Pearl

Gillian Chung

Lau Hay/Lau San

Wu Jing

Uncle Luck

Sammo Hung Kam-Bo

Chang Chung/Chang Yung

Yuen Wah

Lilian Li

Jess Zhang Qian

Fred

Steven Cheung

Professor Mok

Shek Sau

Officer Lam

Sam Lee

Wan Lung

Cody Liang

Wan Pau

Andy Liang

Mona

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