Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

Aug 6, 1972

1h 28m

★ 6.5

You haven't seen anything until you've seen everything*

Overview

A collection of seven vignettes, which each address a question concerning human sexuality. From aphrodisiacs to sexual perversion to the mystery of the male orgasm, characters like a court jester, a doctor, a queen and a journalist adventure through lab experiments and game shows, all seeking answers to common questions that many would never ask.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

United Artists

Jack Rollins & Charles H. Joffe Productions

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Cast

Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm

Woody Allen

Dr. Bernardo

John Carradine

Sam Musgrave

Lou Jacobi

Gina

Louise Lasser

The King

Anthony Quayle

The Operator

Tony Randall

Queen

Lynn Redgrave

Switchboard

Burt Reynolds

Dr. Doug Ross

Gene Wilder

Himself

Jack Barry

Mrs. Ross

Elaine Giftos

Herself

Toni Holt

Libbie is assigned to her paper's sexual advice column, "Dear Collete". She is taking over the job of Harry a crusty old journalist who shows her the pro's and cons of the job while running on a tight deadline to get the column finished for the morning's paper. During the course of the evening they reply to a wide variety of sexual experiences submitted by the readers, some these include, sex in a threesome at a drive-in theatre, sex in a gymnasium, and sex in a library where the "Silence Please" sign gives the male librarian an advantage over the female readers.

3.4

Zenabel

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Zenabel, a young woman from a humble background, discovers that she is actually the daughter of a Spanish nobleman who was killed by a ruthless don, Alonso, who took the title. So Zenable assembles a group of misfit friends to reclaim her title.

6.4

Do You See Me?

Nov 20, 2014

Serena Bruno is an architect who studied and got several masters in different countries of the world but she decides to go back to Italy so she can live and work there. She will soon find out that her native country is not as open minded and she will struggle to find a job that she truly loves and is passionate about. Along the way she will meet Francesco a gay man who will help and support her throughout her journey.

6.4

Porky's

Nov 13, 1981

In 1954 Florida, a group of high school boys head to a strip club in the Everglades in an attempt to lose their collective virginity. When the club's owner and his sheriff brother swindle them out of their money and embarrass them, the boys plan revenge.

5.2

Paolo Barca, Elementary School Teacher, Practically a Nudist

Mar 13, 1975

The Milanese nudist professor Paolo Barca moved to the province of Catania; there he will succeed in changing something both in the school and in his character.

4.8

Samba in Mettmann

Jan 29, 2004

Olaf is to take care of the family's cleaner's store, while his dad is away on a fair. In the evening he runs into three Brazilian ladies thrown out of a limousine not knowing where to go. Olaf invites them to stay with him and his deaf pot-smoking grandfather, which at first just causes some confusion as he soon is to marry his girlfriend Vera. The next day it's topsy-turvy all over.

7.2

Beautiful Thing

Jun 21, 1996

During a long, hot summer on the Thamesmead Estate in Southeast London, three teenagers edge towards adulthood.

7.2

Blazing Saddles

Feb 7, 1974

A town—where everyone seems to be named Johnson—stands in the way of the railroad. In order to grab their land, robber baron Hedley Lamarr sends his henchmen to make life in the town unbearable. After the sheriff is killed, the town demands a new sheriff from the Governor, so Hedley convinces him to send the town the first black sheriff in the west.

7.8

Shrek

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7.3

Airplane!

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An ex-fighter pilot forced to take over the controls of an airliner when the flight crew succumbs to food poisoning.

7.9

Young Frankenstein

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A young neurosurgeon inherits the castle of his grandfather, the famous Dr. Victor von Frankenstein. In the castle he finds a funny hunchback, a pretty lab assistant and the elderly housekeeper. Young Frankenstein believes that the work of his grandfather was delusional, but when he discovers the book where the mad doctor described his reanimation experiment, he suddenly changes his mind.

5.5

40 Days and 40 Nights

Mar 1, 2002

Matt Sullivan's last big relationship ended in disaster and ever since his heart's been aching and his commitment's been lacking. Then came Lent, that time of year when everybody gives something up. That's when Matt decides to go where no man's gone before and make a vow: No sex. Whatsoever. For 40 straight days. At first he has everything under control. That is until the woman of his dreams, Erica, walks into his life.

6.2

American Pie 2

Aug 10, 2001

After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.

7.0

A Mad Idea

May 12, 1932

A series of stupid coincidences causes the young Munich painter Paul to convert his uncle's castle into a hotel for four weeks. But he can't complain: business is good and he has plenty of guests. For exmple, there's Theo Muller with his revue troupe. For reasons of "sound", Muller calls himself "Miller", which, of course, causes more confusion. His daughter, the beautiful Evelyn, is confused with Mabel Miller, who has come to the hotel on a mission for her filthy rich father ... namely, to estimate the worth of the castle.

4.1

Blessed Boys

Sep 5, 2024

In a sunny district of Naples where everyone knows each other, Mario and Lino, two inseparable friends, live day by day in the monotony of neighborhood life until their fraternal friendship is put to the test.

5.1

Girls on Top

Mar 29, 2001

The adventures of three teenage girls - Inken, Vicky and Lena - and their quest to have their first orgasm.

5.1

Tomcats

Mar 30, 2001

College buddies chip in and promise that the group's last unmarried man will collect a cash pot. Seven years later, the kitty is worth $500,000 -- money Michael needs to pay a gambling debt. Problem is, the only other single guy is a hopeless womanizer!

4.4

Siegfried

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The tale of Siegfried, a fearless dragon slayer who wins the heart of Celtic beauty Kriemhild.