Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

Aug 6, 1972

1h 28m

★ 6.5

You haven't seen anything until you've seen everything*

Overview

A collection of seven vignettes, which each address a question concerning human sexuality. From aphrodisiacs to sexual perversion to the mystery of the male orgasm, characters like a court jester, a doctor, a queen and a journalist adventure through lab experiments and game shows, all seeking answers to common questions that many would never ask.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

United Artists

Jack Rollins & Charles H. Joffe Productions

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Cast

Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm

Woody Allen

Dr. Bernardo

John Carradine

Sam Musgrave

Lou Jacobi

Gina

Louise Lasser

The King

Anthony Quayle

The Operator

Tony Randall

Queen

Lynn Redgrave

Switchboard

Burt Reynolds

Dr. Doug Ross

Gene Wilder

Himself

Jack Barry

Mrs. Ross

Elaine Giftos

Herself

Toni Holt

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