Invitation to a Suicide

Feb 1, 2005

1h 25m

★ 0.0

A Once In His Lifetime Event

Overview

Raised in an insular Polish immigrant neighborhood in Brooklyn where he's destined to become a poor baker like his father, Kaz Malek attempts to steal from a Russian mobster and run away with the girl of his dreams, Eva. Not cut out for a life of crime, he ends up with a $10,000 debt to the mobster who threatens to kill his father. Unable to pay or face his father's death, Kaz comes up with a novel plan: he'll hang himself and sell tickets to the show. He is surprised to find, however, that the mobster as well as the neighborhood are extremely supportive of this idea... not to mention his father. But even if he can sell the tickets will he really go through with it? By the time this dark comedy reaches its surprising conclusion, Kaz learns that sometimes embracing death is the only way to a better life.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Kaz Malek

Pablo Schreiber

Eva

Kate Moennig

Ferfichkin

Joe Urla

Krysztof

Matthew Rauch

Roman Malek

David Margulies

Marcin

Marcin Gajowczyk

Snuff Film Victim

Tobi Kanter

Eva's Father

Stephen Aronson

Vlad

Edward Band

Officer Schmidt

Stan Carp

Mourner

Patty O'Brien

Manhattan Guy

Alexander Robert Scott

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