The Onion Movie

May 31, 2008

1h 20m

★ 6.1

America's Finest News Source.

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

The Onion

The Onion Movie Trailers

Cast

Norm Archer

Len Cariou

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal

Dana Dobbs

Larissa Laskin

Sensei

Ken Takemoto

Dennis McCormick

Don McManus

Michael Bolton

Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

White Black Guy Tim

Brendan Fletcher

Ivy Leaguer

Daniel Dae Kim

Cooking Show Chef

Meredith Baxter

Wizard Proteus

Jed Rees

Rodney Dangerfield

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10.0

Nas Entranhas de Nicolópolis

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No overview available.

6.9

Sleeper

Dec 17, 1973

Miles Monroe, a clarinet-playing health food store proprietor, is revived out of cryostasis 200 years into a future world in order to help rebels fight an oppressive government regime.

6.7

Serial Mom

Apr 13, 1994

Beverly is the perfect happy homemaker, along with her doting husband and two children, but this nuclear family just might explode when her fascination with serial killers collides with her ever-so-proper code of ethics.

6.2

The Kentucky Fried Movie

Aug 10, 1977

A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.

0.0

Lavanderman - Truth or myth?

Jul 7, 2010

A three-member television crew from Zagreb comes to the island of Hvar to do an interview with Boris Buncuga, also known as Lavanderman, the first islandic superhero who fights againts moths, mosquitoes, insomnia, headache and vertigo with his lavander powers. Boris gained nationwide popularity after the publication of two comic books about his adventures, but he has so far stubbornly refused to talk to the press. It soon becomes clear why this time Boris bowed: Lavanderman does not hide his affection for the beautiful female journalist. In the meantime, through conversations with a number of characters, complemented by archival footage and narration, we learn the truth about this comic book hero.

6.1

Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Dec 22, 1995

When a lawyer shows up at the vampire's doorstep, he falls prey to his charms and joins him in his search for fresh blood. Enter Professor Van Helsing, who may be the only one able to vanquish the Count.

6.7

Repo Man

Mar 2, 1984

A down and out young punk gets a job working with a seasoned repo man, but what awaits him in his new career is a series of outlandish adventures revolving around aliens, the CIA, and a most wanted '64 Chevy.

5.3

A Dirty Shame

Sep 24, 2004

Sylvia Stickles runs a convenience store with her husband and mother-in-law. One day, Sylvia is hit on the head and transforms from an uptight prude to a sex-crazed lunatic. As she goes on a rampage through town, Sylvia attracts the attention of Ray Ray, a sexual healer and tow truck driver in search of the world's greatest orgasm. Their sexual revolution, however, causes a class war in their tiny Baltimore community.

8.0

Stratená dolina

Aug 5, 1977

The story of two friends and managers of a mountain hut. The central theme of the film is nature conservation and environmental protection. Friends Mišo and Dušan, who love the Tatras, try to preserve "their" valley as one of the last corners of nature untouched by tourism. They do it with sincere enthusiasm, but only with the means at hand. They settle accounts with sneaky hikers.

0.0

Atropia

Dec 12, 2025

When an aspiring actress in a military role-playing facility falls in love with a soldier cast as an insurgent, their unsimulated emotions threaten to derail the performance.

0.0

Something's More Than One Thing

Apr 1, 2025

To save their relationship, a young couple dive down a rabbit hole of conflicting internet advice.

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0.0

Sen

Jan 1, 1956

No overview available.