What If We Run Out of Stones?

Apr 8, 2025

0h 7m

★ 0.0

Overview

At first glance, what could be more inanimate – and therefore anti-cinematic – than the mineral kingdom? Nora Štrbová challenges this declaration, turning it on its head and making stones into a highly kinetic subject. In this humorous essay film shot in 35 mm, stones are finally given a voice as they observe us, judge us and, above all… put up with us.

Genres

Documentary

Production Companies

FAMU

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Cast

Zdeněk Okleštěk

Sára Černochová

Vojtěch Zelenka

Františka Malásková

Marie Němcová

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