Farce of the Penguins

Dec 1, 2006

1h 20m

★ 4.0

What Happens In Antarctica... Stays in Antarctica

Overview

In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Documentary

Production Companies

FOTP Productions

Farce of the Penguins Trailers

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Cast

Narrator (voice)

Samuel L. Jackson

Hottie Penguin (voice)

Alyson Hannigan

Carl (voice)

Bob Saget

I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)

Brie Larson

Juan Sanchez (voice)

Carlos Mencia

There's No Snow Penguin (voice)

Dave Coulier

What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)

John Stamos

He's So Gross Penguin (voice)

Jodie Sweetin

Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)

Lori Loughlin

Insecure Penguin (voice)

Jason Biggs

They're all bitches Penguin (voice)

Jim Belushi

Helen (voice)

Whoopi Goldberg

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